The Man who is also a Balloon
Voiced by Aaron
Personal Information
Status Living
Real name Unknown
Nickname(s) What's with the party favor, is it someone's birthday?
Notable Characteristics Made out of crafts supplies (mostly balloons)
Arching Information
Alignment Protagonist(?)
Status Active
Affiliation(s) The Order of Order (Special Squad)
Position Member
Arches Sharp objects
Nemesis Needles
Physical Attributes
Power Level Sub-human(?)
Classification Inhuman
Age Unknown
Gender Male
Ethnicity German?
Culture Spanish/Mexican?
Height Varies
Weight Varies, ~150 lbs.

Pronounced /bəl.oʊ.n/ (ball-owe-n, the "owe" lasts for a whole syllable, as there's two of them).

Background and DevelopmentEdit

Was a German clown living and working in Little Mexico, Germany when the sky opened up and he was bombarded with "cosmic rays". He may have lost his memory at that point, nobody really asked him.

Abilities and WeaknessesEdit


  • Can float at will
  • Can make literally anything out of balloons
  • Can make almost anything out of arts & crafts
  • Can speak both German and Spanish fluently
  • Is cultured
  • Good with kids
  • Is a nice guy


  • Is weak
  • Barely speaks English
  • Is a human-like sentient entity made of balloons in a world where the least threatening person he's met has sharp metal fingernail-claws

Personality and RelationshipsEdit

  • Seems to get along with John White; tries not to get popped every two seconds when around him
  • Generally stays away from most people, seems to prefer pretending to be scenery

Notes and TriviaEdit