Characters

Name	Player	Status	Classification	Affiliation(s)	Type
A Choo
Action Squid Jackson	Quinten	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Tech-User
Adolf Hatler			Antagonist
Adventure Captain
Albinator
Ambiguously Gay Man			Protagonist	The Order of Order
Ananamaniac
Bagap’tates			Antagonist
Banana Paul			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Wonderboy
Ballöön	Aaron	"Living"	Protagonist(?)	The Order of Order (Special Squad)	Inhuman; Human-like balloon entity
Beaner Boy
Beeliever
Blood Pubis			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Superhuman
Brain Eater
Buckshot
Bulge
Butter Perspirator	Brad	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Metahuman
CALYDON			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Non-human; Boar
Cancer Lad
Canned Man
Captain Junior-Senior
Caudal Fin Man			Protagonist	The Order of Order (Special Squad)	Metahuman
Chicka D.
Chinchilla Hitler			Antagonist	None	Non-human; Chinchilla
Chocolatefinger		Deceased	Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence	Unspecified; Died before his time
Chunker Cheese
Cold Shadow					Edgy Fuck
Commander Fist
Commodore Sixty-Whores
Crab Dragoon			Protagonist
Crimson Tide			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Superhuman
Darksteel					Edgy Fuck
Dawg the Human Hunter			Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence
Dawn Syndrome			Protagonist
Doc Hazzard	Garrett	Deceased	"Protagonist"	The Order of Order (Special Squad)	Superscientist
Donny de Vino			Antagonist
Dr. Diabetic
Dr. Prof. Frank Ackulah, Esq
Dr. Ryedshiert			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Superscientist (Metahuman?)
Dr. Why			Protagonist	The Order of Order (Special Squad)	Superscientist
Drazzah Cod	Garrett	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Superscientist
Echidna the Biogeneticist
El Diddlero			Protagonist	The Order of Order
Eraser Lad #27			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Sidekick
Everything Buddy
Exposure
Fidel Catstro
Floutius Maximus
Freternity
Fruity Evil			Antagonist
Garrick Steelbane					Edgy Fuck
General Madden
General Offense			Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence
Getamax			Antagonist
Giggli
Global Warmonger
Hairboy
Harpiesisters
Hempes
Hippocamper
Hoppin’ Stans			Protagonist
Hornibald Rempliss, Freelance Detainer of Rogues, Rapscallions and Louts of All Types			Protagonist
HRUK			Protagonist
Impala the Impressive Empress
Impossum	Kevin	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Metahuman; Genetic Modification
Inkuisitor
John	John		Civilian		Human
John Henry VIII			Protagonist
Keystroke			Protagonist	B.U.L.W.A.R.K.	Tech-User
Killingyouguy			Protagonist	The Order of Order (Special Squad)	Metahuman
King Dumpler			Antagonist
Kismet
Knot Z
Laelaps the Hunter
Läzbian
Little Boy Blue
Lord Draino
Machitler			Antagonist
Macramajor
Madame Koala
Magman
Magnetoid
Maligno, the Lumpy Boy Wonder			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Wonderboy; Order Command Personnel
Man 8 Arms	Eric	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order
Man On Fire			Protagonist	The Order of Order
Mark Tallen	John	Living	Unknown	Unknown	Tech-User
Mean Mama Jama			Antagonist
Meddle Man
Menacing Mantis/Praying Mantis
Midas
Miss Viper
Mother Cerberus
Moustache Rider
Mrs. Magman
Murderfucker	Quinten	Living	Protagonist	B.U.L.W.A.R.K.	Superhuman
Mystery Meat			Protagonist
Nana Plops
Nicholas Cage			Unknown	Unknown	[REDACTED]
Nicholas Cage’s Evil Twin			Antagonist
Nick	Eric	Living	Protagonist	B.U.L.W.A.R.K.
Ninja X
No. 30	John	Incapacitated	Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence	Henchman; Arseonist
No. 4	Quinten	Living	Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence	Henchman; Arseonist
Ozombie Bin Laden			Antagonist
Pagemaster
Pane & Miss Mirror
Pecos Terrence			Protagonist
Pencil Punisher			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Tech-User
Plastico, the Recycled Man			Protagonist
Professor Hawk
Professor Hyperbaric
Professor Splice			Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence	Superscientist
Queen Gorgonzola
Quickshot
Red Thumb
Regenerating Filth			Special	Unknown	Non-human
Richard Richardson
Ron Move			Antagonist
Ron Paul			Antagonist
Ron Pearlman			Protagonist
Room Temperature Man		Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Metahuman
Rumpleforeskin
Rusty Niedemeyer			Antagonist
Salad Tosser
Samurighteous			Protagonist
Samurotten			Antagonist
Senor Que
Shlois Shlane			Protagonist
Sintaur
Slapstick	Devon	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Superhuman
Smith
Smokestack	Quinten	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Tech User; Order Command Personnel
Spanish Fly
Speedy			Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence	Henchman; Arseonist
Sunday Night Special			Protagonist
SWORD!			Protagonist
Syphilfist			Antagonist
Sythildrome
Tee-Totaler
The Amazing Cripp-Mo
The Antonymph			Antagonist
The Bubonic Boy		Incapacitated	Protagonist	The Order of Order (Special Squad)	Metahuman; Wonderboy
The Bulb
The Caligraphist
The Chick			Antagonist
The Chink
The Cobbler
The Cod
The Cosmonaught
The Diceman
The Don			Antagonist
The Doomsayer
The Duke
The Duke, King of Pimps			Antagonist
The French Tickler			Protagonist	The Order of Order
The Germinator			Antagonist
The Goat
The Gray Genie	Kevin	Living	Neutral	Neutral	Magic User
The Greecer			Protagonist
The Grey Genie	Kevin	Living	Neutral	Neutral	Magic User
The Hap
The Human Pile			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Metahuman
THE HUMAN WALL			Antagonist	The League of General Maleficence
The Jive Turkey			Antagonist
The Last Crusader	Eric	Living	Protagonist	The Order of Order	Superhuman
The Lord O’ Ham			Protagonist	The Order of Order
The Meathooker			Protagonist	The Order of Order
The Nudist
The Psychlist			Antagonist
The Salesman
The Synesthete			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Superhuman
The Tool			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Tech-User
The Tooth From Space			Protagonist
The Villain Formerly Known As Thug
The Washer
The Wet Blanketer			Antagonist
The White Russian			Protagonist
The Wubmeister			Antagonist
Thesaurus Tanner			Protagonist	The Order of Order	Wonderboy
Thin Ice
Tim Marsley, #2
Tim Touchdowner			Protagonist
Tokyo Breakfast			Antagonist
Trumpet Butt			Protagonist
Underbeef
What Is That!
White Lighting
Wiggly Steve			Protagonist
Wildcart			Protagonist	The Order of Order (Special Squad)	Superhuman
Whizkid			Protagonist	The Order of Order
Zhang Lang Chang			Antagonist